Just For Laughs

I enjoy pissing off my roomie by trying to guess who’s gonna die in her Greys Anatomy episodes.
I’m so cruel.

So I’ve realized the past few weeks that my upstairs neighbor and I go to the bathroom at the same time.
Like, I’m sittin, bout to pee, then suddenly I hear them pissing like a race horse. And it happens more than once during the day!
How is this happening?

sharkolympics:

this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.

(Source: nomedarisa, via kuntsicle)

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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(via kuntsicle)

thottweiler:

sirblaxalot:

um

I JUST SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

(Source: poeticwaves, via bumblebeazley)

Not sure what’s worse, being the third wheel with a couple, or being the third wheel and being told to go in the other room in your own house.
Well shit at least you could not watch one of my favorite movies.

heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

(via epic-humor)

Next time let the media team do the photoshopping, but thanks for the laugh. Too damn funny!! #photoshop #creepy

Next time let the media team do the photoshopping, but thanks for the laugh. Too damn funny!! #photoshop #creepy

oopssorrybye:

gwenstefuckme:

nocentsinnonsense:

drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

need this holy fuck awww gawwd.

((screams))

wHAT

oopssorrybye:

gwenstefuckme:

nocentsinnonsense:

drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

need this holy fuck awww gawwd.

((screams))

wHAT

(Source: kteeaa, via bumblebeesar)

tastefullyoffensive:

Papa Gino’s understands. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Papa Gino’s understands. [x]

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

(Source: homophobic, via katrinahhhhhh)